Real Red Magic

The reality of magic is a funny thing. Magicians are real but they don’t actually do real magic, just illusions: tricks. Real magic, however, isn’t real and can’t be; it’s impossible. Fake magic, it turns out, is as real as it gets.

Now imagine if someone told you that, sure, magicians only do tricks, but that doesn’t prove magic’s not real. Real magic is totally possible, they insist, it just hasn’t been done. Yet.

When you question that wild statement, they come up with a list of excuses for why real magic hasn’t been demonstrated before. For example, they blame the conspiracy of magicians for removing the market for real magic by selling their cheap tricks so cheaply. The only way we could ever have real magic, they claim, is if we first kill all those fakes who dare call themselves magicians! Real magic requires blood sacrifice.

I would expect that, around this time, you’d be writing off such a person as insane. Fortunately, they are entirely hypothetical. There is, however, a similar form of insanity that you’re much more likely to encounter; more on this later.

The reality of communism is a funny thing. The communism that communist nations have implemented isn’t real, in that it doesn’t live up to Marx’s promises of a workers’ paradise. It’s just murderous totalitarianism justified by far-left rhetoric.

Real communism, which Marx wrote about at great length, isn’t real and can’t be. The reason it can’t is that nobody knows—or has ever known—how to make it. There’s no reason to think that it could ever be made and much to conclude that it can’t.

The truism is that Marx was an excellent diagnostician but a poor clinician. He was great at explaining how capitalism can be bad, but utterly worthless at offering a viable alternative. He characterized how the ideal might appear but offered no workable instructions for how to achieve it. In other words, he provided a description of a delicious dish, without a recipe.

“If you ever run into communism, here’s a vague sketch of what it’ll look like. Good luck finding it, though, because I haven’t a clue, and also, I’m long dead.” – Karl Marx probably

People have tried to cook this dish many times now but the result has always been tragedy. By all evidence, you simply cannot create it with any ingredients, no matter how you try. We know this because no attempt at communism has even come close to succeeding, even on its own terms. And communist states don’t just fail, they fail big, to the point where modern adherents often hide behind “socialism” or “anti-capitalism” to avoid being associated with the tarnished brand.

“Insanity”, quipped Einstein, “is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.” On this basis, modern communists are literally insane, and that insanity manifests through paranoid delusions and rationalizations.

Why did communism fail? Wrong question, comrade! Communism cannot fail; it can only be failed. There must be someone to blame.

So let’s blame the capitalists, who “inexplicably” refused to foster the rise of communism. After all, communism is like a delicate little flower that cannot grow in the presence of more robust economic systems. Like Tinkerbell, everyone has to believe or it will die.

The only way to get real communism is to first murder capitalism, along with any filthy capitalists who stand in our way! If we do that, then this time communism will be totally different; this time, it will actually work somehow. Source: Trust me, comrade.

There was a time when communism wasn’t insane, just idealistic and doomed. People had been trying to create communism even before Marx, such as Robert Owen’s (failed) paternalistic socialist mill in New Lanark, Scotland in 1800, George Rapp’s (failed) utopian community of Harmony, PA in 1804, and John Humphrey Noyes’ (failed) utopian free-sex community in Oneida, NY in 1848. The pattern of successes speaks for itself.

Communism as we understand it today, however, comes from the writings of Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels in 1867, and it led directly to bloodshed. Twenty years later, Vladimir Lenin’s older brother, Alexander, tried to assassinate the Tsar in the name of socialism and was executed. A larger revolutionary attempt was made in 1905, but failed. Then, in 1917, Germany decided to sabotage the Russian war effort by helping Lenin come home.

It worked: through a complicated sequence of bloody uprisings, the glorious communist revolution recreated the Russian Empire as the totally-different and much-improved Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. Workers of the world, celebrate!

It called itself socialist, not communist, but as Lenin explained, “the goal of socialism is communism”. In other words, he admitted that nobody knew how to make communism, but the USSR was gonna give it the old Russky try. Lenin’s recipe for communism was called Marxism-Leninism, although you might say that it was a bit heavy on the Leninism and light on the Marxism.

It was also heavy on the bloodshed, because that was Lenin’s personal brand: he murdered over 8 million of his own people by starvation, torture, and summary execution. If you want to make a communist omelet, you gotta break millions and millions of eggs, by which I mean people. Lenin’s recipe drowned Russia in a thick, red soup that could not be mistaken for borscht.

Putting aside all this blood, perhaps—at that particular moment in time—people could be forgiven for thinking that this was the culmination of Marxist prophecy, proving that the magic of communism was real. But by 1947, the illusion had worn thin, and American socialists came to understand that Russia was an embarrassing disaster. And in 1991, it mercifully collapsed under its own weight, leaving behind a totalitarian regime that was unburdened by the need to pretend to be true to Marxism, even though it was still beloved by nostalgic commies worldwide.

There were other attempts in other places and all of them ended poorly. Every. Last. One. Right now, we are long past the optimistic days of early-stage socialism, when there was still some reason to hold on to the hope that communism could actually work. We are firmly in the depressing days of late-stage socialism, when we have learned the hard way that communism will always fail, and always do so in the worst possible way, while hurting the most people in the process.

But the delusions of the insane are, by definition, impervious to evidence. Today, online Marxists gleefully post their images of guillotines and are quick to play the No True Communism card, insisting that the forms of communism that have been tried and failed all over the world weren’t the one true communism, so they don’t count. They’re still holding out for the real thing.

Of course, just like magicians, whose fake magic is as real as it gets, the “fake” communism that’s been tried is also as real as it gets. Only, unlike the magician’s scantily-clad assistant, when someone gets cut in half by a guillotine during the gory revolution, it’s no illusion. Real communism requires blood sacrifice. They even sing about it:

The people’s flag is deepest red,
It shrouded oft our martyred dead,
And ere their limbs grew stiff and cold,
Their hearts’ blood dyed its ev’ry fold.

Vladimir Lenin was no magician; he could not make Marx’s vision a reality any more than anyone else could. He was just a butcher in tailcoat and top hat. And, today, another Vladimir who rules Russia is butchering his formerly-Soviet neighbors, all while the desperately-online cosplay socialists make excuses for him.

This naked imperialism is entirely consistent with a rejection of the original Soviet ideal of national socialism and a return to the purer Marxist notion of world revolution, aka domino theory, which claims that communism will only work when it takes over the world bit by bit. Essentially, a system that hasn’t worked anywhere will somehow work everywhere. Einstein would roll over in his grave if he heard this.

Meanwhile, these fucking tankies blame “capitalism” for literally everything. If it rains, that’s “capitalism” for you. If it shines, also “capitalism”! Thing is, economics is called the dismal science for a reason: it describes a world of scarcity and tough decisions. None of this is specific to capitalism, it’s just harsh reality.

To these latter-day communists, the Bad News of economics is always ascribed to “capitalism”, not the cruelty inherent in having only finite resources. “Capitalism”, in other words, has become a generic slur for the undesirable economic facts that dare stand in the way of the inevitable Marxist utopia, and subsequently an excuse to burn it all down so that paradise may come sooner.

“Why can’t we all have mansions and yachts? Fucking ‘capitalism’ is why! If we burn all the mansions and sink all the yachts, then there’ll be mansions and yachts for everyone, somehow.” – Modern_Marx_Enjoyer_4488 probably

There’s another historical lesson we can learn from the endless failures of communism that’s all too relevant today. In 1931, the Communist Party of Germany (KPD), which was a Soviet puppet, intentionally enabled the rise of Hitler. Following Stalin’s doctrine of “social fascism“, they claimed that the moderate social democrats were just as bad as—”twins of”—the Nazis because they, too, rejected communism. Both sides!

Under the leadership of Ernst Thälmann, the KPD decided that it would be strategically useful to help the Nazis take power, since that would crush the moderates, leaving the way clear for the glorious communist revolution ™. His internal slogan for this was the now-infamous: “After Hitler, our turn”.

The German communists did get their turn, but only in a sense: the Nazis rewarded tens of thousands of them with a one-way trip to the death camps, and Thälmann himself was shot on Hitler’s personal orders, in Buchenwald. Meanwhile, Stalin enabled Hitler further by making a pact with him to divide up Europe, and was betrayed for his trouble. It’s almost like these stupid communists never learn that you can’t trust Nazis and using them towards your own goals is sure to backfire.

The parallels are painfully obvious, and I am far from the first to recognize how Bernie Sanders and his late-stage socialists gave us Trump. Sanders has consistently equated Democrats and Republicans for over 40 years, just as Thälmann did the social democrats and the Nazis. Sanders is a Russophile and a socialist, like Thälmann. Sanders received aid from Putin, much as Thälmann did from Stalin.

Sanders viciously attacked the liberals and sold his followers on a pipe dream of Marxist populist purity. This led to a quarter of his butthurt supporters going bust; half of those by voting for Trump, the rest by throwing their vote away. And it happened in sufficient numbers in the right places to make all the difference.

Sanders was hardly unaware of the historical parallels but this did not deter him. He is, in fact, a student of history. He wrote a book entitled “Our Revolution“, which was a (wink wink, nudge nudge) nod towards Leon Trotsky’s “Our Revolution“, and then used the name again for his PAC, “Our Revolution“. In a typically tone-deaf move, he released the book a week after Trump’s victory, utterly indifferent to his role in it. Meanwhile, his wife tweeted that all that mattered was that you voted, not who you voted for.

Perhaps Sanders thought, “after Trump, our turn”, but his turn will never come. This is small consolation for the hundreds of thousands of Americans who died needlessly as Trump bungled the COVID response, much less to the women dying from treatable pregnancy complications today because of Trump’s Supreme Court.

Sanders greased the slide towards fascism and gave us a shove down the chute to hell, all to feed his ambitions of leading the glorious revolution. Real communism requires blood sacrifice, after all, and Sanders has gutted America on the altar of Marxist millennialism. The fact that he got nothing for it, besides another house or two, does not make him any less the villain. All Thälmann got was a bullet in the head, and it was still better than he deserved.

Sanders is an old man. He will die soon enough without any help, but truly bad ideas never go away for good. The fallout of his aborted revolution will linger and cause more harm. Sanders will go down as America’s Thälmann, as surely as Trump is America’s Hitler.

I could go on, but perhaps now you see why I have so little patience with those online socialists and their #anticapitalism and #gullotines-2024 tags, as communism once again ushers in fascism.

History doesn’t have to repeat itself. We don’t have to die in the name of slogans that have proven themselves to be lies. This didn’t have to happen, but it happened, and now all we can do is fight again to break free of the cycle of history before millions more die.

If a vengeful, unrepentant Trump sneaks into the White House again, nobody will be safe. Not even multimillionaire Sanders, in any of his three houses. And this will be the least of the damage caused by Sanders’ betrayal of American democracy.

On the Division of Pie

No, not this kind of pi division

We speak metaphorically of “getting your piece of the pie” to mean receiving your share of the wealth. The purpose of the economy is to ensure that wealth is both created and distributed so that there’s enough pie to go around and everyone gets enough to eat.

Both of these elements are necessary. If there isn’t enough to go around, then no matter how fair you are in doling out the scraps, people will go hungry. Likewise, even if you have more than enough for everyone, if it’s not distributed well, people will go hungry.

The economic right, meaning libertarianism, brags about its success in motivating the efficient creation of wealth by rewarding those who create it (or at least those who own the means of creation: capital, not labor). The economic left, meaning socialism, brags about its fair distribution of wealth, to each worker according to their need (or at least what the Party decides you need). In this, both are guilty of focusing on their strength while ignoring their weakness.

No matter what free-market fundamentalists claim, laissez-faire capitalism is utterly incapable of ensuring even remotely fair distribution of the wealth it creates. In fact, it’s not even good at creating wealth in the longer term, because without proper regulation, the market becomes mired by collusion.

An economic system that moves too far to the right winds up baking more than enough pies for everyone but handing them out to people who are too full to eat, while others are left to starve. Through the law of diminishing marginal value, the concentration of wealth inherently reduces it. It’s like all those pies piling up and rotting in the pantries of the hoarders. Even this mislaid bounty can’t last, because the workers are too hungry to work.

In addition, wastefully producing wealth requires wasting resources. Under unconstrained capitalism, we get a tragedy of the commons, where the cost is socialized while the profit is privatized. The company profits from the product, but society has to pay for the pollution and depletion.

Of course, no matter what the far left claims, socialism has never worked, either. It’s not even good at fair distribution, because it (unfairly) doesn’t reward the people who create wealth for their efforts so as to motivate them to create enough, and any remaining semblance of fairness goes out the window as soon as scarcity kicks in the front door.

In fact, it’s been so grand a failure each and every time it’s been tried on any significant scale that modern proponents have to euphemistically call it “socialism” just to avoid admitting that it’s communism. Remember the USSR? One of those S’s stood for “Socialist”. That’s what socialism is. To quote Lenin, “the goal of socialism is communism”.

Socialism is not Sweden. The Nordic states have well-regulated capitalist economies and explicitly deny being socialist. Socialism is the USSR or Cuba. This flawed economic system invariably leads to a corrupt political system; a totalitarian regime that is generally impoverished despite the wealth of natural resources, but for the Communist Party officials who horde what little is created. The reality of communism is waiting in line for hours just to get toilet paper, then giving up and buying it on the black market.

The reason that the USSR’s economy was a mess is handily explained by a Soviet-era Russian saying: “They pretend to pay us, so we pretend to work”. Without free enterprise, there is no reward for productivity. You can try to squeeze it out of people with patriotic propaganda and harsh incentives, but it just doesn’t work as well as a system that is fair in rewarding those who do more than they absolutely have to.

Also, where the economic right rejects the role of government in regulating the economy, the economic left believes in the opposite extreme: central control. For practical reasons, this can’t work, and it’s what leads to the corruption and violation of civil and human rights by those who have too much power over who gets the wealth.

The Nordic states show that, in contrast, capitalism can be compelled to work towards the goals of society, not those of oligarchy. Capitalism tends towards evil but can be made good; socialism is hopeless.

Ultimately, by overly favoring either capital or labor, by overly focusing either on productivity or fairness, and by demanding either too little government control or too much, these two economic extremes not only fail to deliver what the other promises, but even what they themselves promise. Extremism in economics is no more viable than it is in politics.

P.S.

Economics is the science of managed scarcity. Everything is finite, so there is always a loss when you make one choice over another. But what if this wasn’t so? What if we lived in a post-scarcity world where labor came in the form of machine intelligences? What if capital no longer required people as labor?

This has been explored more by science fiction than economics, but the scariest part is the transition. When workers no longer add to the wealth of the wealthy, why should they be kept around? Or kept alive?

When everyone is rich, how do you create poverty so that people are desperate enough to let you do what you want to them? What’s the point of being rich if you can’t be richer than someone else?

I don’t have all the answers. Just leaving these questions here so that this essay is not obsolete the moment it was written.

Power to which people?

A monograph on the nature of populism.

When is a democracy not a democracy? When it serves The People instead of the people.

In this, the season of Festivus, let us air our grievances about the politics of grievance. Let us consider how a movement of the people, by the people, and for the people can somehow omit all the people who disagree with them, or just look different. Let us discuss how left and right don’t seem to matter nearly as much as democracy and its alternative. But, first, let us begin at the beginning:

The core principle of representative democracy is that our government rules with the consent of the people. It is not an outside entity that imposes its will upon us. Rather, it is created and legitimized by our will.

Even when the government is chosen by the narrowest majority, or a mere plurality, it must serve the good of all. Given this, it should be no surprise that politicians describe themselves as representing the people. That is literally their job, so emphasizing it is an obvious bit of campaign rhetoric.

In small doses, this appeal to populism is just that: rhetoric. Everyone does it and it doesn’t mean much. In heavy doses, it becomes something else. It is no longer a flavoring added to spice up boring politics as usual but instead turns into a tongue-searing dish of its own, where the main ingredient is grievance, and serving the good of all is no longer on the menu.

Populism is the ideological framework that contrasts The People, who are inherently good, against the corrupt elite. The central conceit is of a Manichean battle that the righteous are destined to win yet are unjustly, albeit temporarily, deprived of their due sovereignty by the crooked establishment and their “rigged” system. They deserve to be in charge because their hearts are pure and their cause is just, so anything that stands in their way isn’t merely political opposition, it is evil.

When populists speak of The People, they never mean all the people, just the clean ones, the pure ones, the Herrenvolk. They’re the extraordinarily ordinary folks who actually matter. They’re the salt of the earth from the heartland, not coastal elites: neither overwashed nor overeducated. They aren’t pretentious; they work for their money and just know what’s right without overthinking it.

You’ll recognize them easily because they look just like you, not like the others; the outsiders who need hyphens to distinguish them from the norm, such as African-Americans. No, they’re the Unhyphenated-Americans; the real Americans. They’re the default that Central Casting provides when you don’t specify an ethnic.

Populism favors this dominant group, believing that it’s not quite dominant enough, not like it should be, not like in the good old days, when “those people” knew their place and life was easy if you were lucky enough to be born into the right station. In America, this means that it is invariably white-centered, if not necessarily white supremacist. It is anti-anti-racist, if not always racist. Except when it’s just plain white supremacist and racist, which is often.

Populism is white grievance politics with an anti-establishment bent, so The People they mean are white people, particularly the ones whose whiteness is unimpaired by the lack of a penis or the presence of an uncommon sexual orientation or identity. No matter what their rhetoric says, no matter how loudly or frequently they say otherwise, no matter what their spokesmodels look like, the actions of populists do not oppose systemic bigotry.

(More precisely, populism supports the locally-dominant identity group. In places like America and Europe, this means white people. In other places, it means other groups, but never the ones on the receiving end of systemic bigotry. For example, Erdoğan’s right-populist regime in Turkey is centered on ethnic Turks while while oppressing groups like the Kurds and gays.)

Populist leaders portray themselves as no ordinary politicians, but rather the authentic outsiders who speak with the Voice of The People, unlike everyone else. Strangely enough, they are typically from a rather different background than The People they claim to represent: one more privileged and elite.

This is immediately forgiven because a cult of personality forms around them, fueled by their willingness to promise (albeit not actually deliver) what nobody else can. And promise they do: they pander like any other demagogue, catering to the desires of their followers without feeling constrained by honesty.

They promise revolution, not evolution, rejecting incrementalism as insufficient. They represent only the interests of their loyal supporters, not their entire constituency, much less society at large. After all, The People matter more than everyone else does and they deserve to be (back) on top. What’s good for them is what’s good for America, or at least the part that’s real.

Rather than attempting to serve the common good, policy is seen as purely transactional: a bribe. Populists don’t ask what’s right for all concerned but what’s in it for them and how it hurts the enemy. Debates are viewed as auctions held by the citizens: a bidding war in which their votes are won by the politician who can offer the largest payment. When populists say policy, they mean pandering, and nobody can out-pander a populist.

They win by bluffing, since you’ll never get to cash that check. Regular politicians, in their unwillingness to promise the moon, lose immediately and are portrayed as forever betraying The People to corrupt “special interests”, which is a blanket category that encompasses everyone who’s seen as not being on the side of The People. Only populism cares about you, only populism can fix what troubles you; everyone else is trash.

Populism is based on a greedy ingroup mentality, a foundation of short-sighted, unenlightened self-interest that views the world as a zero-sum game. The People, they believe, can only succeed at the expense of everyone else. This leads directly to nationalism, xenophobia, nativism, and isolationism. It likewise rejects patriotism, pluralism, internationalism, and globalism.

Populists don’t actually believe in foreign policy, as such, because they fundamentally don’t care about anyone but their own faction of their own nation, much less the rest of the world. Their motto: America First, and fuck everyone else!

War is to be avoided, not because of its inherent evils, but because nobody else is worth dying for and it’s not like we’re the ones being invaded. War would be ok if it served our interests, though. Populists are not pacifists, just isolationists, and they’re very, very selective about which wars matter.

Foreigners don’t matter either way, but they’re fine unless they become immigrants or—especially—refugees, in which case they’re corrupting our national character and must be blocked at the border. Naturally, free trade is bad, protectionism is good.

Fundamentally, populism is a purity cult, fixated on separating the clean from the unclean. Populist policies aren’t just empty promises, they’re litmus tests to trap the unwary. If you’re a sensible, honest politician who refuses to overpromise, you fail. If you’re a reasonable, moderate person who values making things better over making them perfect, you fail. If you fail, you’re the enemy; not just wrong, but less than human.

All opposition to populism is demonized and delegitimized. Because populism is rooted in the politics of exclusion and rejects compromise and cooperation as signs of impurity and weakness, it struggles to attain the sort of numerical majority that a democracy requires for victory. Populism, ironically, is not popular, even though it necessarily insists that it is.

When it loses, as it often does in a healthy democracy, instead of this being accepted as a not-so-subtle hint that they lack a mandate, it is written off as proof that the system is “rigged“. After all, how could they legitimately fail when they, and only they, speak for The People? Inconceivable! No, it must be democracy itself that is broken, unfairly allowing the votes of the “wrong people” to count.

In fact, democracy itself is “rigged” against populism in that voting favors broad alliances among people with common, or at least compatible, goals. Populism works by boiling a tea kettle instead of warming the bathtub. It overheats its captive audience by pandering to them relentlessly while leaving everyone else cold. So populism must reject the legitimacy of democracy and support anti-democratic and typically racist practices and policies in order to remain viable.

It is always extremist, regardless of which extreme, since it rejects compromise and demands massive, immediate change. Its motto here amounts to “go big or go home”, which translates to “fake it until you make it”. This not only includes the neverending triumphalism and pandering, but various forms of cheating. These are justified because the system is “unfair” anyhow and any action is acceptable in the service of The People because their cause is righteous.

The perceived enemies of populism, however varied, are characterized as a homogeneous elite establishment led by all those boring wonks who are so “corrupted” by experience, competence, and expertise that they can’t be trusted to put ideology above facts. What makes them so terrible is that they do not serve the interests of The People, the deserving ingroup, but instead favor outgroups comprised of those who are not first-class people.

The list varies somewhat, but targets typically include the educated and expert (and their unwanted facts), the government (especially the non-political careers that constitute the dreaded “Deep State”), corporations (the bigger the better), immigrants (who can’t pass as white), foreigners (ditto), the usual oppressed groups (with permanent tans), and especially the undeserving rich (but not the deserving rich, naturally). The only way to get out of the line of fire is to emphatically endorse the correct flavor of populism, in which case you get a free pass, no matter what.

Expertise itself is suspect; only loyalty matters. Valuing expertise is “elitist” and any politician qualified for the job is unworthy of it. The irony is that a populist who actually wins political office is at great risk of being rejected by the very people who put them there, because it’s hard to maintain the appearance of purity while being part of the system, especially if you want to actually get anything done. Yet when you don’t get anything done, that’s hard to reconcile with what you overpromised in the first place, which makes you a sellout. You just can’t win here, except by lying shamelessly.

Truth, being objective and therefore unmoved by political beliefs, can be inconvenient, so the populists avoid it. They reject the scientific community, academia, and mainstream media, and instead hold themselves firmly inside an ideological bubble, getting their information only from trusted sources. These sources are trusted because, like their populist leaders, they pander to their beliefs, telling them what they want to hear and engaging in conspiratorial thinking. They are politically correct, which is the only kind of correctness that counts.

Even better, these partisan propaganda mills encourage tribalism by ruthlessly attacking the enemy in bad faith while giving their own a free pass no matter what. When your leader makes a gaffe, they’re just blunt and honest and we need to understand it in its full context. When your enemy says something that sounds bad when taken out of context and willfully misinterpreted, repeat it endlessly.

In an amazing feat of projection, populism characterizes the enemy as self-interested and unscrupulous, and campaigns on rooting out this corruption. When it wins, it is always corrupt, even more so than what it replaces. It drains the messy but productive swamp only to fill it with raw sewage.

This hypocrisy is the inevitable result of raising the bar so high that nobody could possibly pass it, and then making exceptions for themselves. The rejection of expertise in itself permits corruption, because appointments are made on the basis of loyalty and ideological commitment, even when that ideology is incompatible with the requirements of the job.

Declaring all politicians (except for the pure outsiders of your populist faction) to be corrupt insiders means never having to invest in the time and effort of sorting the good from the mediocre from the bad. It takes no thought or research to extol unjustified distrust of our institutions. Declaring that only your wildest demands are acceptable for consideration as policy avoids the need to carefully analyze alternatives and consider compromises. It takes no thought or effort to make demands that cannot realistically be fulfilled. Being a populist means never having to think too hard.

This anti-intellectualism is not a defect, but a selling point. Populism offers lazy, simplistic solutions, painted with the broadest of brushes. It is high-concept politics for low-information voters, catering to the sort of apathetic cynicism of those who don’t want to put in the effort to learn the gritty details. Because The People who matter are supposedly uniform in their wholesome interests and goals, there is no need to consider how policies could hurt some while helping others, and especially not how oppressed groups are skipped over or stepped on.

The establishment and its experts can’t be trusted, but the common sense of The People is more powerful than all that ivory-tower nonsense, anyhow, they say. Non-populist politics are dismissed as slow-moving, out of touch, and unpopular with those who count. Reasons why change takes time are treated as excuses. Risks from rapid change are ignored.

Despite some interesting differences, all of the above applies to both left-wing and right-wing populists. They may be on opposite extremes of the left/right continuum, but they form a horseshoe by bending in the expert/populist dimension. When they meet there, what most unites them is their shared hatred of liberalism and democracy.

Whether it manifests as fascism or socialism, populism has no room for what actually makes America great. Its laser-focused dedication to The People is incompatible with the needs of the people, especially the ones who are already disadvantaged. It cannot sustain a stable, competent government, cannot maintain our nation’s place in the world, and ultimately leads to tragedy.

Populism arises in response to crises, whether real or perceived, and then proceeds to make things even worse. This engenders disaster politics, where you break things so that the voters cling to you in despair when you tell them that only you can fix it. The natural end of all populism is sadopopulism, a self-perpetuating positive-feedback loop that destroys what it touches and touches everything.

The solution begins with awareness. We have to recognize that the populist factions of the major parties are distinct. Left-populists are simply not liberals. Right-populists are simply not conservatives. We cannot allow them to hide in our midst and undermine us. Blocking these populist extremists politically allows us to restore prosperity, under which populism cannot thrive.

In the longer term, the fight for liberal democracy and against populism requires education and legislation, but it all starts with breaking the cycle of destruction. And that starts with understanding what populism is and why it must be stopped.

We can have a government that works, but only if we can keep it out of the hands of those who benefit from its failure: the vulture populists.

P.S.

Check out another take on this, which is distinct but compatible: JusticeDemWatch on Medium.

Cake: having and eating

“A deepity is a proposition that seems to be profound because it is actually logically ill-formed. It has (at least) two readings and balances precariously between them. On one reading it is true but trivial. And on another reading it is false, but would be earth-shattering if true.”

Dennett’s standard example of a deepity, shown in the linked video, is the phrase “love is just a word”, which is a typical use-mention error, but there are other ways to use such ambiguity to both have your cake and eat it.

Take socialism, if you must. Socialism could mean social democracy, which is a system of regulated capitalism, or it could mean democratic socialism, which is a form of socialism that includes voting. One fits in comfortably in the left wing of the DNC, and is not particularly controversial. The other is Communism lite, and has been an unmitigated disaster in the banana republics that have tried it.

Wikipedia (currently) defines social democracy as “a political, social, and economic ideology that supports economic and social interventions to promote social justice within the framework of a liberal democratic polity and capitalist economy”. In contrast, it defines democratic socialism as “a political philosophy that advocates political democracy alongside social [meaning governmental] ownership of the means of production […]”.

What’s particularly ironic is that each of these articles helpfully links to the other, right on top, with a warning. For social democracy, it states, “Not to be confused with democratic socialism”, and for democratic socialism, “Not to be confused with social democracy”. And yet they’re confused all the time, in a way that the self-avowed socialists take full advantage of.

When a left-populist edgelord declares that they’re not a “liberal” but a trendily subversive “socialist”, this is a deepity.

If they just mean that they’re social democrats, that’s likely true but not particularly interesting. Social democracy works well in places like Sweden, and it’s entirely compatible with American liberalism.

If they mean that they’re democratic socialists, this is a view that’s very extreme, as it requires “replacing private ownership with social ownership of the means of production”.

This “replacing” is done by nationalization, in which the government forcibly seizes the assets of a business and runs it directly. Extreme versions of socialism, like Soviet Communism, would target all businesses. The more common, less radical forms instead focus on banking, energy, and media companies.

Even putting aside the nightmare that state-run media would be for free speech, the economic hardship would be catastrophic. These companies aren’t just owned by the rich; pension funds and 401(k) plans love to invest in these boring, stable businesses, so those hoping to ever retire would be hit hard.

And businesses which avoided being nationalized in the first pass are still at risk of becoming so successful that they attract the attention of the socialist government and become next in line. If NBC and Citibank can be taken over, why not Google and Amazon? Why run a business or invest in one if the price of doing well is losing it all? Ethically, where is the justice in this? Pragmatically, where is the motivation to work?

What’s funny is how the extremists on both sides are exactly opposite and still wrong. Whereas market fundamentalists insist that the government is never the right entity to run a business, socialists believe that the government is always the right one, and is in fact the only one that’s right.

So if you call out one of these people on such things as the poor track record of the Sandinistas or the craziness that is nationalization, these self-avowed socialists can retreat behind the interpretation that’s about Sweden. But when they’re not under fire, they can loudly endorse socialism to contrast themselves from the capitalism espoused by Democratic liberals. It’s unclear if they’re blurring the line because they really believe in socialism or they’re using this as a rhetorical trick to differentiate themselves from real Democrats.

This remains unclear even in the case of the most prominent example of such performative political transgressionism. Bernie Sanders seems to use “socialism”, “democratic socialism” and “social democracy” interchangeably, encouraging the confusion that he and others of his kind have taken advantage of.

Here are some cherry-picked data points, all quoted from a single article. Good luck figuring out where he stands.

  • Bernie Sanders traveled to Nicaragua, where he attended an event that one wire report dubbed an “anti-U.S. rally.” […] Sanders was in a crowd estimated at a half million people, many of whom were clad in the Sandinistas’ trademark red-and-black colors and chanting “Here, there, everywhere/the Yankee will die.
  • Among other things, during the 1970s and ’80s, Sanders regularly called for public takeovers of various businesses, including utilities and the oil industry. Sanders advocated seizing money from corporations and from one of America’s richest families. And, as a mayor, Sanders made forays into foreign policy that included meetings with representatives of hostile nations, rebel groups and Canadian separatists.
  • In addition to inquiring about Sanders’ past support for nationalizing various industries, Yahoo News asked about Sanders’ presence at the Sandinista rally. This included a request for the campaign to confirm whether a report in the alternative weekly Seven Days that claimed the trip to Nicaragua was paid for by the Sandinista government was correct.
  • [His] record reflects just how far outside of the two-party system he started out. In fact, throughout his early career, Sanders expressed distaste for both Democratic and Republican politicians. His first campaigns were long shot bids as a member of the Liberty Union Party, a radical, anti-war group that he helped found.
  • Rather, he suggested the Liberty Union Party could serve as a force to mainstream socialist ideas ahead of an eventual national shift.
  • Other parts of Sanders’ Liberty Union platform went well beyond anything he is currently advocating. In 1973, UPI reported that Sanders urged Vermont’s congressional delegation to “give serious thought to the nationalization of the oil industry.”
  • The first [issue] was rate increases for electric and telephone service, which the paper said Sanders sought to confront with “public takeover of all privately owned electric utilities in the state.” Sanders’ plan for public ownership of utility companies involved the businesses being seized from their owners.
  • It was a view he would carry forward into his 1976 gubernatorial bid: That year Sanders said the Liberty Union platform called for a state takeover of utilities “without compensation to the banks and wealthy individuals who own them.”
  • However, his plan for the Rockefellers went much further, with Sanders implying he would push to have the family’s fortune used to fund government programs.
  • In 1979, he penned an opinion column for the Vermont Vanguard Press about another industry he felt was ripe for a public takeover — television. […]
    Sanders suggested a public takeover of the airwaves could remedy the problem.
  • Though he identified as a socialist, Sanders ran as an independent when he won his shocking upset.
  • “I don’t believe in charities,” Sanders said before explaining that he felt government should be responsible for social programs.
  • ‘I am a socialist,“ Sanders told the New York Times in 1987. “But what we’re doing here is not socialist. It’s just good government.”
  • Sanders found multiple ways to involve himself in the war between the Sandinistas and the Contras in Nicaragua. In addition to traveling to the country and attending Ortega’s rally, Sanders’s Progressive Coalition on the board of aldermen passed a 1985 resolution pledging Burlington would defy President Ronald Reagan’s embargo of Nicaragua. Sanders also established a sister city relationship with a Nicaraguan town, Puerto Cabezas.
  • Along with visiting Nicaragua, UPI reported, Sanders traveled to Cuba and the Soviet Union during his years as mayor.
  • “A handful of people in this country are making decisions, whipping up Cold War hysteria, making us hate the Russians. We’re spending billions on military. Why can’t we take some of that money to pay for thousands of U.S. children to go to the Soviet Union?” Sanders asked, adding, “And, why can’t the Soviets take money they’re spending on arms and use it to send thousands of Russian children to America? We’ve got to start breaking down the walls of nationalism. We’ve got to get people to know one another.”
  • In November of last year, as his campaign gained steam, Sanders gave a landmark speech defining his “democratic socialist ideals.” In the address, he explicitly said he does not “believe government should take over the grocery store down the street or own the means of production.”
  • “The basic socialist plank is … public control of the means of production,” Jaffe said. “He believed that because he said it and I quote him as saying that. … He’s totally changed that.”
  • Indeed, leftists have criticized Sanders for no longer supporting nationalization of industries and openly speculated about whether his current brand of “democratic socialism” is socialism at all.

I could go on, but I think I’m at the limits of fair use already. He has played both sides of the socialist deck over the years, and has never disavowed his more Communist past or made it clear whether he’s a democratic socialist anymore or just a social democrat.

Clearly, Sanders is the Schrödinger’s cat of socialism, but I’m uninterested in opening the box. As far as I’m concerned, the cat is already dead.