The breakfast of champions

You think I can fit in more toppings?

Congee, or jook, is rice porridge. You can think of it as watery, Chinese risotto, but that’s not really fair to either dish.

Congee is comfort food; good for breakfast, but also any time you want a warm, pleasant meal that sits well in your belly. I call it Chinese, but there are versions of it all over the place, including Korea, Japan, and Vietnam. Historically, the name we use was borrowed from a similar dish in India.

The trick to congee is that it’s fairly bland, but you serve it with a variety of toppings to taste. The version I’m posting today uses a pressure cooker, which is perfect for the job, and it includes a ton of assorted toppings, including more meat than is traditional. In fact, it’s cooked with chicken, giving it a subtle but deeply meaty flavor.

Other than the rice and water ratio, most of this can be varied based on what you have handy and what you prefer, so feel free to substitute and improvise. However, quality matters; using premium versions of the various sauces has a big impact.

The basic toppings are the sesame oil, soy sauce, scallions, and peanuts. Breakfast versions often add a soft-boiled egg. Really, it’s hard to go wrong, and once you get hooked on congee, you’ll never escape the craving.

Here’s what I use:

1 pack of Lap Cheong Chinese sausage
1 lb chicken thighs, with skin and bones
olive oil, to coat bottom of pot
garlic, crushed or chopped
ginger, crushed or chopped
12 cups water
1 Tbsp Better Than Bouillon® Chicken Base (or 3 bouillon cubes)
1.5 cups of short-grained white rice, washed (sushi rice works well)
scallions, one bunch
peanuts, a large handful
soy sauce, the real kind
sesame oil; pure, not blended
fish sauce, ideally Red Boat
sriracha, such as the usual rooster

  1. Steam sausages in trivet over a cup of water using 10 minute Manual mode with quick release
  2. Allow sausages to cool, break them in half, and freeze in plastic bag
  3. Pull the skin off the chicken and put aside for later
  4. Saute the garlic and ginger in the pressure cooker
  5. Add the water and bouillon, stirring them up
  6. Add rice and place skinless chicken on top
  7. Cook using Porridge mode, with natural release
  8. Meanwhile, spread skins on plate and sprinkle heavily with soy sauce, then microwave for 3 minutes
  9. Transfer skins to second plate, leaving rendered fat behind, and microwave for about 2 minutes, until crispy but not burned
  10. Drain skins and allow to cool, then freeze in plastic bag
  11. Chop up scallions and crush the peanuts, then refrigerate in plastic bags
  12. Chop up about half a sausage (defrosting each half for about 15 seconds in the microwave, if frozen)
  13. Crush some chicken skin into largish pieces (no need to defrost)
  14. Once the congee is done, scoop out the chicken and shred it with a fork, removing the bones; freeze what you don’t use now, portioned out
  15. To serve: pour congee into bowl and top with meats, toppings, and sauces, to taste

Makes about 6 servings. You should try to eat it all in the next few days, defrosting chicken and sausages proportionally. When reheating, you’ll want to add maybe a quarter cup of water to each bowl, to keep the thickness right.

That can’t be healthy

Unicorn burger
How would you like your unicorn burger cooked?

In a previous rant, I went on and on about the meaning of liberal. In specific, I made it clear that it refers to a moderate left position that is distinct from the radicalism of the left-wing populists who call themselves “progressives”. Apparently, someone didn’t get the memo.

To wit, here’s a Politico article entitled “Democrats’ plan to neuter Medicare for All irks liberals“. If you read it, you find that no liberals were irked in the making of this policy. The article even contradicts its own headline when it says that the “more incremental approach is nonetheless frustrating for some progressives”. Progressives, meaning populists: low-information extremists who are left-wing but not at all liberal, and are only Democrats for lack of any alternative.

So what’s the real issue here? Once again, it’s about words having meaning, so that when you twist that meaning, you generate confusion and propaganda. Take single-payer healthcare, which means that the government provides the insurance and pays for it through taxation. It’s sold as being the only alternative to what we have now, but it’s only one of the many ways to achieve what is actually important to us: universal coverage.

The big problem with the status quo is that, before ObamaCare, about a sixth of the population had no health insurance coverage. The true number was higher than that, as many were under-insured or had huge gaps due to such things as the pre-existing condition loophole. With ObamaCare, it’s dropped to under a tenth, and would be lower still if not for Republicans desperately trying to hold it back.

What we want and need is for everyone to be covered, so that illness does not mean financial ruin, or suffering or even dying due to lack of treatment. It’s common decency and something that first-world nations must provide their population, if only as a practical necessity for economic reasons.

Voltaire famously quipped that “the perfect is the enemy of the good”. Even if we can’t flip a switch and get 100% coverage, it’s entirely worth fighting for an increase from 91% to, say, 95%. That’s literally millions of people whose lives will be bettered. But that means compromise, and populists do not compromise. That would go against their performative ideological purism. They stand by their demands, come hell or high water, and fuck the little guy who gets screwed in the process.

Even if we take for granted that a single-payer system would be the best possible solution—and we shouldn’t—this isn’t an argument for focusing exclusively on the ideal when it’s not politically feasible instead of working to improve what we’ve got. Better to compromise to help millions than to stand our ground and let them suffer for our idealism.

The real Democrats—the liberals—know this. To quote, “[Pelosi is] not going to have people walk the plank for the sake of it because we’ve gotta satisfy some of our vocal friends on the far left.” Brown goes on record with, “It’s easy to say ‘Medicare for All’ and make a good speech, but see no action. I want to see action.” Hard to argue with that, unless you’re a petulant extremist who’d rather lose than settle for less. Perhaps they believe they can afford to lose, but there are people who cannot and will instead go to the grave prematurely.

It doesn’t help that, as I alluded to above, it’s not at all clear that single-payer is the best answer, or even a good one. For one thing, it would be a huge shift with painful consequences. There are hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of people employed by private health insurance companies, and still more who indirectly owe their livelihood to them. If we provided government insurance to everyone, we’d be shutting down these companies and putting their workers out of their jobs overnight.

Sure, maybe these jobs should go away in the long run, and maybe the government could find a place for some of these workers. But if we rush to radical change in medical insurance, we violate the medical maxim of “first, cause no harm”. We reduce a complex issue to a sound bite or rallying call, like the bluff of “54° 40′ or Fight“. (Polk compromised on 49° instead of fighting, but the lie got him elected.)

Not everyone even wants to switch to Medicare. To quote Merkley, “If you tell people the only choice they have is Medicare, that could produce a lot of folks being concerned about, ‘Wait a minute, I like my health care and you’re telling me I have to leave it.’” Even in a world with Medicare for All, some people will want more convenience or more coverage, including services that are luxuries, such as elective cosmetic procedures. There will always be some need for doctors who are paid out of pocket.

This is a good place to note that that single-payer is also distinct from single-provider, where all the doctors would work for the government and all the hospitals would be run by the government. This is the way the VA hospitals work, and they’re a complete mess. Libertarians claim that the government is necessarily bad at running businesses, which is nonsense. But the opposite is also nonsense: the government is quite capable of running businesses poorly, continuing on even when private owners would have folded from lack of funds. Medicare for all could become a nightmare for all, if it means removing all alternatives first.

So what do we do? We don’t have to lock the door and throw away the key by going fully public all at once. There are many choices, but the most obvious one is to restore some version of ObamaCare’s original public option, which lets Medicare coexist with private insurance on the open market. This was and is a great idea because the competition from the government effectively sets an upper limit to how greedy private insurers can get.

If they don’t provide enough value—if their coverage is weak or their prices are high—then Americans will switch to the opt-in Medicare. But if Medicare buckles under the weight an entire nation and starts serving us as badly as VA hospitals do, then private insurers pick up the slack. Essentially, each side keeps the other honest, so the people win. It’s neither market fundamentalism nor forced nationalization, but rather the very liberal notion of taming a market to our desired ends through regulation and participation.

Now, my suspicion is that, if we go this way, private insurers will find themselves unable to compete. They lack the economy of scale and the ability to control costs by regulation. Over time, they’ll shrink, if not entirely go away. There’ll be just enough left to provide boutique coverage that Medicare does not (and probably should not), and this will keep up some of the competitive pressure to keep Medicare honest. But even if I’m wrong and private insurance remains competitive or somehow wins out, then this hybrid plan protects us from the extremes of going all-in.

None of this is new. The article talks about incremental approaches, under the label of Medicare for More, and admits that these are much more likely to actually happen. It also references over a half dozen variants under serious consideration. Some expand the scope of Medicare by making more people eligible. Others offer it as the public option, allowing anyone to pay for Medicare, even if they’re not eligible for the government to provide it. Note how, for the employed, paying for it with tax-deductible payroll exclusions isn’t really much different from paying for it with taxes.

Whatever realistic plan we go with, they are all designed to be improvements over today’s ObamaCare. And it almost goes without saying that pretty much anything is better than repealing ObamaCare and returning to the bad old days, which is apparently all the Republicans have to offer. This is serious business and the proper domain of boring, competent policy wonks who crunch the numbers, do the math, and go with what adds up. This is not a place for empty rhetoric. (See above regarding Polk.)

If we wind up with de facto single-payer, so be it, but it’s better than doing it by fiat because the risks of putting all of our eggs in one basket are too great. So long as we have a system that works for everyone, the details of how we get there are something we should figure out as we go along, based on the data, not overcommit to in advance just to satisfy ideological needs and create simplistic slogans. In the end, the good is better than the perfect, for the same reason that horses are better than unicorns.

Still, I don’t recommend horse meat for your burgers; beef is fine. Which bring us to the real question: Do you want fries with that?

Special of the day: MLK

Martin Luther King is well-known as a martyr in the fight for racial equality, but is somewhat less known for having taken an economic turn towards the end of his abbreviated life. He became increasingly “committed to building bridges between the civil rights and labor movements”

This wasn’t just a matter of branching out to yet another area of inequality worth fighting against, but of recognizing that the two battles are fronts in the same war, that inequality against anyone is inequality against all. He understood that American racism is not driven by inexplicable hatred, but is instead rooted in the historical and ongoing desire of the 1% to take economic advantage of the rest of us.

Slavery amounts to an extreme version of labor abuse. Much as factory owners brought in scabs to replace inconvenient union labor, plantation owners replaced the inconvenience of paid labor with people whose skin color made it impossible for them to blend in with the populace after escaping. Slavery is the result of the economic inequality demanded by conscience-free capitalism being taken to its natural conclusion; it is union-busting on steroids.

White supremacy not only excuses the inexcusable crime of treating people as property, it serves to drive a wedge between two natural allies: black slaves and white trash. Race is an invented concept used to explain away inequality as inherent and necessary, and to convince poor whites to throw in their lot with rich whites instead of poor (or, worse, enslaved) blacks.

If this sounds familiar, you need look no further than right-wing politics in America today, a con game in which the poor are convinced to throw in their lot with the rich by opposing progressive taxation, social programs, and civil rights. In fact, it’s the same trick: you can get white people to go against their own interests just by telling them that the policies which hurt them also hurt non-whites even more. They’ll gladly accept a relative win against the out-group over a rising tide that lifts all. Chumps.

Most recently, Trump rode a wave of white supremacy into power and immediately used it to cut taxes on the rich and corporate. This is not a coincidence; it is literally all that matters to the American oligarchs that support him. His imaginary wall is an icon to white supremacy that quite effectively distracts bigots from noticing that they’re being robbed.

All of these forms of inequality, whether economic or racial or sexual or any of the rest, form the many heads of a single hydra: hierarchy. No one head can be attacked without the others joining in to defend it. Plans that focus on fighting racism will be undermined by ongoing sexism and economic abuse. Plans that focus on soaking the rich will, as shown above, be undermined by racism and xenophobia. The only way to win is to fight all the heads at once.

This is what MLK grew to understand, but many of us have since forgotten. White “progressive” populists are focusing on economic equality while showing apathy towards civil rights, to the point of relegating them to mere “identity politics” and writing them off as irrelevant. In this form of trickle-down socialism, they’re claiming that the various minorities will get theirs as soon as straight, white, cis, abled men get theirs first.

The white supremacy of the extremist left is racist in policy, not rhetoric, and is not marked by displays of hatred. If asked, most of these “progressives” would honestly say that they support civil rights for all. And they do, in theory, just not in practice. The problem is that this support ranks very low on their list of priorities, to the point where it might as well not exist.

As a result, they ignore their natural allies among non-whites, non-males, non-straights, non-cis, non-able, and so on. They allow themselves to be divided and conquered by white supremacy, all the while insisting that they oppose it.

If MLK had lived to see the state of affairs today, by dodging that bullet and then making it to 90, he would be praying for sweet release now.

Where does the salad fork go?

I can tell you to use a fork with your salad, a spoon in your soup, and a knife on your steak, but when is a gun the appropriate tool? I guess as a weapon. Thing is, lots of tools, such as knives, hammers, and baseball bats, can be used as weapons. Guns are weapons; that is their primary purpose and they’re very good at it.

They’re not just weapons. Unlike various hand tools that can be turned to violence, or even a sword, which is designed to be a weapon, their successful use does not depend on being physically strong. Even skill isn’t much of a factor; any idiot with a shotgun can blow away whatever’s in the general direction they point at. This is seen as a virtue. Guns are called “the great equalizer” because, in the words of Reagan, “a small person with a gun is equal to a large person”.

Of course, if pressed, you could probably come up with some legitimate uses for guns outside the military. Particularly in rural areas, guns might be needed to protect livestock from predators or to hunt animals for food. But most guns are owned under the theory that they offer protection against violence. That’s what the overwhelming majority of gun owners say, with most of the rest citing hunting, sport shooting, and collecting. Less than a tenth use them for their jobs.

The problem with the case for self defense is the base rate fallacy. You can only defend yourself against violent crimes that actually happen to you, so unless you’re a cop or live in a western, these circumstances are exceedingly rare. As one researcher put it, “The average person […] has basically no chance in their lifetime ever to use a gun in self-defense. But […] every day, they have a chance to use the gun inappropriately. They have a chance, they get angry. They get scared.” In addition, being able to use a gun effectively in your defense requires skills above those you’d get from shooting at paper targets.

As a result, if you get a gun to protect your home, it’s unlikely you’ll ever use it for this purpose. It’s much more likely that someone in your home will use it to kill themselves or another person, either by accident or as suicide. Suicides account for two thirds of gun deaths and guns account for almost half of suicides. And studies have shown that making it harder to kill yourself makes it less likely that you’ll try, so these are mostly not deaths that would otherwise have happened.

Past the suicides, you have the accidents, often while cleaning a weapon or when a child gets access to it. And, of course, having a gun handy makes it easier for any personal disagreement to escalate to murder. It’s bad to get beaten up, worse to get shot in the head. (Ask me how I know!) Guns are not absolutely essential for killing, but they make it so much easier that they make it more common. More sensible countries create a natural experiment that confirms this.

Speaking of countries, in that Reagan quote above, the “Great Communicator” went on to repeat a popular myth: guns are for protecting the people against tyrannical government. Thing is, the police have fully-automatic rifles, body armor, and the training and organization to use both effectively as a group. Anyone who’s seen a tank, whether the military type or the paramilitary SWAT variety, knows that they render guns pretty much useless. For that matter, no gun is going to protect rebels from being carpet-bombed to oblivion from jets. And the military has nuclear weapons! We’re a long way from muskets and bayonets, so this argument is a farce.

A student of history will quickly find a more realistic, if sinister, purpose for mass gun ownership: it’s not about equalizing, it’s about keeping people down. Black people, mostly; the reason gun ownership was enshrined in the Bill of Rights was to protect the great American institution of slavery.

Laws rarely allowed free blacks to have weapons. It was even rarer for African Americans living in slavery to be allowed them. In slave states, militias inspected slave quarters and confiscated weapons they found. […]

These restrictions were no mere footnote to the gun politics of 18th-century America. White Americans were armed so that they could maintain control over nonwhites. Nonwhites were disarmed so that they would not pose a threat to white control of American society.

The restrictions underscore a key point about militias: They were more effective as domestic police forces than they were on the battlefield against enemy nations; and they were most effective when they were policing the African American population.

What the Second Amendment Really Meant to the Founders (WashPo)

This is not just another embarrassing historical fact, it’s a modern reality: gun ownership is for white people. This is made particularly clear in areas when open carry is legal, but black people with guns risk being killed by the police. I could fill pages with stories of black men killed by police claiming that they had a gun, and the NRA’s zeal for firearms is notably absent when the owner isn’t white.

Putting aside the inherent racist past and present of guns, there’s the problem of proportionality, of cost-benefit analysis. Today, very few hunters are doing it for the food, and even then it’s more choice than necessity. If meat were the goal, then hunters would focus on ducks, beavers, and squirrels, not hoofed mammals, which are not only more dangerous but often provide meat that’s too tough, lean, or stinky. If you want good meat, you’d do best hunting it in a supermarket. But if you’re aiming for food, you need a small-caliber rifle that won’t blow a varmint apart, not a big gun for elk, much less a fucking assault rifle to spray the forest down with bullets.

We need to be honest with ourselves. Guns are not for protection or food: for the most part, guns are toys and gun ownership is a hobby. Shooting a gun is fun, like throwing darts, except the projectile is far more deadly. They’re also something people collect, much like hording Beanie Babies. Half the guns in America are owned by 3% of the people and half of gun-owners have more than two. And they’re part of our movie-fueled image of rugged manliness, from cowboys to James Bond.

Of course, if a game like darts killed half as many innocent people as guns do, we would immediately regulate their use. We’d require darts to be kept behind the bar or at the range, and never taken home. We’d require strict background checks for darts to keep them out of the hands of those who would throw them at other people, and make it illegal to resell darts without going through these checks. We’d create a computerized national registry to let us track dart ownership, prevent straw sales, and match darts used in crime to their owners. And we’d make these laws national, so nobody could make a business out of smuggling darts from lenient backwoods jurisdictions.

We don’t, and it’s because of our Big Lie about what guns are for. We pretend they’re for safety when they measurably decrease safety. We pretend they haven’t always been a tool for racist oppression. We pretend that they’re needed to prevent tyranny. We pretend that we’re fucking action heroes who need guns to be cool. And, because we embrace these myths, our citizens die by the tens of thousands each year, disproportionately including minorities and children.

As a nation, our gun ownership is wildly out of proportion to our population. The rest of the world offers plenty of examples of how gun control works and people remain safe because there are fewer guns around, not despite. Despite the fact that the overwhelming majority want gun control, the NRA has systematically thwarted the will of the people. And so long as “they’ll take away our guns” is an effective rallying cry to excite right-wingers and send them to the polls, gun violence will be sustained.

We are so politically dysfunctional that even the occasional massacre of children is not enough to spur action. We did this to ourselves. Like most gun deaths, this is suicide.

P.S.
The choice of darts was an apt one because, after a child died in a lawn dart accident, we immediately banned them. Sadly, this act of unilateral disarmament left us utterly vulnerable to the attack of the balloon doggies, which was shaping up to be massacre until the wind shifted and saved the day for non-inflated people everywhere.

Sausage in a bun

For lunch, I boiled and fried sweet Italian chicken sausage, and then served it up in a toasted pretzel hot dog bun with some remoulade. Next time, I’ll fry up some onions, and maybe also add relish. And there’ll definitely be a next time, because it turned out delicious.

This is the sort of dish that doesn’t require much skill but depends heavily on the quality of the ingredients. I got my sausages from the meat counter at Whole Foods, and that made all the difference. There really isn’t much of a recipe, past the description, but it got me thinking about a classic bit: Kissing Hank’s Ass.

In case you haven’t heard of it, it’s a satire about Christianity and Pascal’s wager. It came to mind because it concludes with a funny bit in which condiments and buns are used as a metaphor for sex. I’d recommend reading it right now or just watching a video.

Yes, this is atheist activism, something we been seeing a lot of lately. It’s become all too fashionable among the “progressives” of the populist left to not only wear their atheism on a sleeve but to act as vulgar proselytizers more interested in telling people how stupid their beliefs are than changing minds or making things better. I find this counterproductive.

Rather than fighting for atheism, we would all benefit from a culture that is more secular. This means that people are free to hold private religious beliefs, but these are truly private and have no place in public life, particularly not in politics. If you have no better justification for a cause than the fact that your religion tells you to support it, then you have no justification worth listening to.

Likewise, we should treat religious beliefs like genitals: everyone has them, but nobody wants to see yours. If for some reason they do, they can ask, but you’re not free to just whip them out under the assumption that anyone else will find them to be as interesting as you do. Public declarations of religiosity from politicians are particularly disgusting. Worse than chopped hot dogs smothered in sauerkraut.

Hard to stomach

I was asked about Kirsten Gillibrand and the short answer is that, like many liberals, I do not forgive her for her opportunism in going along with the despicable Republican attack against Al Franken. Before I comment, here’s what other Democratic donors have said about what she did.

“I viewed it as self-serving, as opportunistic ― unforgivable in my view,” said Rosalind Fink, a New York donor. “Since then, I have not purposely attended any fundraiser where she was there. And there is absolutely no way I will support her.”

Fink said she condemned Franken’s behavior, but she believed the Senate should have investigated the allegations thoroughly before forcing him out.

“I think it was a big mistake,” said Irene Finel Honigman, another Clinton donor from New York, adding, “I was not that impressed with her to begin with. I think she certainly had potential, but as for many people, this kind of sealed the deal.”

Another donor, who like many others asked to remain anonymous in order to speak candidly, called Gillibrand a “ruthless opportunist.”

“That’s the knock on her, and that’s what this proved,” he said. “She saw an opportunity to be out front, and regardless of the ramifications, she took it.”

Susie Tompkins Buell, a major Democratic Party donor who has championed female politicians, also said she was reconsidering her support for senators who called for Franken to resign.

Huffington Post

Note that this blatant, cynical abuse of the #MeToo movement was originated by a political hack: a Republican who was a Fox talking head. She started off by tweeting a picture that she claimed was of him groping her. Look at it. Note how his hands are nowhere near her, he’s mugging for the camera, and she doesn’t look like she’s even asleep. He’s a comedian clowning around, not a sexual predator.

Franken’s reaction was not to try to sweep it all under the rug, but to ask for due process. He requested to be investigated formally by the Senate Ethics Committee, confident that the accusations would not hold up to careful review. He never got his day in court, so to speak, because Gillibrand threw him under the bus, leading a couple of dozen spineless Democrats into a circular firing squad to force him out.

Below is a photo of the entire squad, and it includes presidential hopefuls such as Brown, Harris, Sanders, Booker, and Warren. I hold this against all of them, but I might be willing to forgive anyone but the ringleader.

Gillibrand is dead to me. We already have a soulless opportunist in the White House; we don’t need another. If she would sell out Franken, she would sell out the country. We can do better than this, and we should.

Check, please

This is a test of the emergency Constitutional checks and balances system. This is only a test.

If this had been an actual Constitutional emergency, the traitor in the White House would have been competent enough to overcome the failsafes built into our government and assume full dictatorial control as an agent of a hostile foreign power.

Instead, he will be escorted to prison by his own Secret Service guards, where he will live out the rest of his natural life in isolation. His criminal enablers will have their own cells, and perhaps some of the younger ones may one day see daylight again.

This concludes this test of the emergency Constitutional checks and balances system serving the USA area.

Pressure-cooker risotto

Sometimes a meal is just a meal. This was part of mine.

Cooking risotto is supposed to be a daunting task. You add liquid a bit at a time, as the previous bit boils off. You stir and stir. And if you make a mistake, it’s all over.

Or you could just use a pressure cooker and take all of the guesswork and skill out of the equation. No stirring, no adding, just press a button. And it’s all in a single pot that you add one ingredient after another to.

Here’s my recipe, so far.

olive oil
1 onion, finely chopped
1 garlic clove, finely chopped (pre-chopped is fine)
2 small cans portobello mushrooms, drained
2 cups Arborio rice
1/2 cup drinkable white wine (or sherry or whatever)
4 cups of broth (chicken or beef)
1/2 cup mascarpone cheese
1 lemon, zested and juiced
dried parsley and basil
salt and pepper, to taste

  1. Saute the onion and garlic in a bit of olive oil until translucent, about 5 minutes
  2. Add mushrooms, cooking down for a minute or two; longer if fresh and not canned
  3. Add rice, lightly toasting until the edges are translucent
  4. Add wine, stirring until absorbed
  5. Add broth and seal the pressure cooker, setting it for 7 minutes
  6. Do a quick release and mix in the remaining ingredients

Makes about 6 servings. You can use it as a side dish, or add cooked shrimp or chicken. (Raw chicken chunks can also be added alongside the onions.)

1947: A good year for relabeling

icons for economics systems

Words matter because they mean something, but these meanings change, both naturally and artificially, which can mislead. This rant is about a few political terms, both their history and their current meaning. It’s going to be dry, pedantic, and yet desperately incomplete. The focus is on liberalism, especially on distinguishing it from progressivism and populism.

In the 19th century, liberalism referred to what we would now call classical liberalism; we added the “classical” after the fact to differentiate it from what came later, much as acoustic guitars only came into being as a back-formation after electric guitars made the distinction necessary.

Classical liberalism was an extension of the views of people like John Locke and Adam Smith, with a heavy emphasis on unfettered markets and civil liberties. By that point, it had lapsed into what we would recognize as conservatism, but was still tempered by some left-leaning, socially-conscious elements baked into its core. For example, Smith himself wrote in favor of a living wage on pragmatic, as opposed to compassionate, grounds.

At the tail end of the 19th century and into the start of the 20th, we went through the Progressive Era. Progressivism, true to its name, was based on seeking immediate improvements for everyone who mattered through broad social changes led by government activism. It had its heart in the right place, mostly, but its head was often in the clouds. While many of the changes that were ushered in under the banner of progressivism represented actual progress, there were also blunders.

The core failure of progressivism was that, in its fervor, it violated the maxim of the Hippocratic Oath to “first, do no harm”. It focused on the potential for improvement without sufficient concern about the harm that could be caused. A good example of this was the Temperance Movement that led to Prohibition. It also suffered from lingering racism, which is perhaps best demonstrated by its enthusiastic support for eugenics.

Under the influence of progressivism and socialism, yet still distinct from either, liberalism continued to evolve towards a viewpoint that recognized the legitimate role of government in addressing socioeconomic issues while retaining a commitment to a regulated market economy as the means to that end. It leaned to the left by caring about the people instead of treating their misery as unavoidable, and in supporting positive rights, not just negative freedoms. This was both the culmination of the liberal tradition and a break from what it had become.

This new liberalism was called, variously, social liberalism and social justice liberalism. Today, we call it modern liberalism or—in America—just plain liberalism. Elsewhere in the world, liberalism has largely retained its previous meaning, leading to some confusion. Insert the obvious joke here about countries separated by a common language.

FDR, whose New Deal epitomized American liberalism as we know it today, made an intentional choice in embracing liberalism while avoiding other left-wing views, such as progressivism and Marxism. Modern liberalism was, from its start, a moderate stance that rejected revolutionism and extremism. This was and remains a defining characteristic.

Keep in mind that, at this time, the Russian Revolution was still fresh, the USSR had been our ally in WWII, and the USSR’s Marxism-Leninism was naively imagined to be true to Marxist Socialism; a workers’ paradise. It wasn’t until 1947 that the American left collectively saw through the Soviet totalitarian disaster and rejected communism.

Or at least most of it did. American socialism split into Russophobe and Russophile camps. The former rebranded as pro-labor (union) liberals, which are effectively non-Marxist socialists, while the latter doubled down, continuing to call themselves socialists or even communists.

The -phobes accepted that Marxism-Leninism was bad, even by Marxist criteria, and distanced themselves from the Rodina. They understood that totalitarianism in Marxist trappings was still totalitarianism.

The -philes didn’t care; they loved Russia—and hated America—more than the Marxist principles they so loudly claimed to support. They chose Marxism-Leninism over Marxism, which made them Soviet-style communists, not socialists in a broader sense. This is why American socialists continue to favor Russia, even after it dropped its USSR branding and any pretense of Marxism, and why they are tankies who ironically call themselves anti-imperialist.

Of course, it was also around this time that, spurred by the global spread of communism, the right latched onto red-baiting through the Second Red Scare. This persecution led to McCarthyism and tarnished the socialist brand for decades, largely unfairly. Up until then, Soviet communism was still seen as a legitimate thing, at least by the left, and there was little stigma associated with socialism or even communism.

For that matter, until WWII, fascism and even Naziism were entirely legitimate as political positions in America, even overtly under those names. Clearly, the Overton window was wide open. Hitler and Mussolini ruined that brand, but bad ideas never go away, they just find fresh labels.

In America, those who supported the goals of fascism and claimed to espouse (classical) liberalism recognized that they had a brand crisis. They knew that they couldn’t endorse fascism openly anymore and had lost the war over the meaning of liberalism. Some wanted to sell their ideas as classical liberalism, but the ones who mattered were not content to distinguish themselves from their enemies with a mere adjective.

They also needed to cook up a plausible ideological basis for conveniently arriving at the same desired outcomes as fascism—a strictly hierarchical society absent any remorse for those who are dealt a losing hand—without the same stated premises.

The trick was back-formation: putting together a system that wrapped itself in the flag of individualism and made property rights supreme, espousing market fundamentalism as the cure for a caring nation. Thus they weaponized the notions of freedom and liberty into political tools against the welfare state by attacking the fundamental legitimacy of the government and pandering to selfishness by demonizing taxation.

So, in 1947 (clearly a busy year for political change) at a resort near Mont Pèlerin, right-wing economists crafted this new ideology by taking classical liberalism and methodically stripping it of all the sane elements that had allowed it to evolve into modern liberalism. This purer, more vicious form of laissez-faire capitalism still needed a name, so they did what any lover of property rights would do: they stole it from the befuddled left-anarchists of Europe, who were called libertarians.

Libertarianism joined with traditional conservatism and anti-communism to form the Republican Party’s Movement Conservatism, whose stated goal was to oppose the liberalism of the New Deal. In the 1970’s, after the Southern Strategy took advantage of the Civil Rights Movement to send the formerly-Democratic bigots of the South into the waiting arms of the Republicans, they covered their support for continuing racist segregation by embracing anti-abortion as a dog-whistle wedge issue and generally wrapping themselves in the Bible, rebranding as the Religious Right.

The Religious Right joined the Movement and got behind Nixon, who nearly spoiled the Republican brand by being such an obvious crook. Reagan rescued the brand by making conservatism seem more compassionate. At the same time, he viciously attacked liberalism, turning the term into a slur. In reaction, many liberals—tired of the abuse—abandoned the now-tainted term and retreated behind the label of progressivism.

This new-again term has since been hijacked by a group that attacks liberalism from the other flank; the populist left extremists who had long rejected the liberals for being center-left and therefore too moderate. The socialist populists embraced progressivism as a term, since almost nobody ever wants to admit to populism, and also dusted off socialism, which had gained some cachet since its decline, precisely because it had grown to have an air of the forbidden. There are both parallels and inconsistencies with the historical usages.

Like the progressives of old, these populists who now call themselves progressives are political extremists espousing bold, foolhardy changes. Like the socialists of old, these populists who now call themselves socialists are Marxists who maintain a laser-beam focus on economic equality and class warfare while overlooking social equality and the fight against bigotry, which they deride as mere identity politics. Like the nationalist populists on the right, these populists (who generally deny being populists or nationalists) are isolationists who put America first while rejecting our leadership role in the world and would redefine the nation in terms of the subset that they believe truly represents it; mostly, straight white men.

What makes them populists is the emphasis on purity and extremism in the name of the common folk and the concomitant opposition to objective truth, competence, and expertise. The boring, centrist experts who keep the country afloat with carefully-crafted policies that are arrived at through compromise are derided as “the establishment” and considered inherently corrupt. Only left-populist edgelords qualify as worthy of their support.

As a result of their anti-intellectual core, they are ignorant about these words and their past, so they don’t seem to understand that progressivism is forever tainted by its history of overkill, or that socialism could mean either social democracy (like Sweden) or democratic socialism (like Cuba). They don’t recognize how their alt-left populism mirrors that of the alt-right. In fact, they see nothing odd about attacking the DNC in the primaries in exactly the same way that the Tea Party attacked—and conquered—the RNC. This is their stated goal: to take over the party by throwing out the liberals.

Today, the people who call themselves progressives most loudly are these socialist populists, but plenty of liberals continue to hide behind the term out of habit and cowardice, inadvertently providing cover. The populism of the left, as exemplified by Bernie Sanders, has joined with the equal and opposite populism of the right, as exemplified by Donald Trump, to subvert democracy in America and establish a radical backsliding into the very things that classical progressivism opposed.

And that’s how we got here.

Cake: having and eating

“A deepity is a proposition that seems to be profound because it is actually logically ill-formed. It has (at least) two readings and balances precariously between them. On one reading it is true but trivial. And on another reading it is false, but would be earth-shattering if true.”

Dennett’s standard example of a deepity, shown in the linked video, is the phrase “love is just a word”, which is a typical use-mention error, but there are other ways to use such ambiguity to both have your cake and eat it.

Take socialism, if you must. Socialism could mean social democracy, which is a system of regulated capitalism, or it could mean democratic socialism, which is a form of socialism that includes voting. One fits in comfortably in the left wing of the DNC, and is not particularly controversial. The other is Communism lite, and has been an unmitigated disaster in the banana republics that have tried it.

Wikipedia (currently) defines social democracy as “a political, social, and economic ideology that supports economic and social interventions to promote social justice within the framework of a liberal democratic polity and capitalist economy”. In contrast, it defines democratic socialism as “a political philosophy that advocates political democracy alongside social [meaning governmental] ownership of the means of production […]”.

What’s particularly ironic is that each of these articles helpfully links to the other, right on top, with a warning. For social democracy, it states, “Not to be confused with democratic socialism”, and for democratic socialism, “Not to be confused with social democracy”. And yet they’re confused all the time, in a way that the self-avowed socialists take full advantage of.

When a left-populist edgelord declares that they’re not a “liberal” but a trendily subversive “socialist”, this is a deepity.

If they just mean that they’re social democrats, that’s likely true but not particularly interesting. Social democracy works well in places like Sweden, and it’s entirely compatible with American liberalism.

If they mean that they’re democratic socialists, this is a view that’s very extreme, as it requires “replacing private ownership with social ownership of the means of production”.

This “replacing” is done by nationalization, in which the government forcibly seizes the assets of a business and runs it directly. Extreme versions of socialism, like Soviet Communism, would target all businesses. The more common, less radical forms instead focus on banking, energy, and media companies.

Even putting aside the nightmare that state-run media would be for free speech, the economic hardship would be catastrophic. These companies aren’t just owned by the rich; pension funds and 401(k) plans love to invest in these boring, stable businesses, so those hoping to ever retire would be hit hard.

And businesses which avoided being nationalized in the first pass are still at risk of becoming so successful that they attract the attention of the socialist government and become next in line. If NBC and Citibank can be taken over, why not Google and Amazon? Why run a business or invest in one if the price of doing well is losing it all? Ethically, where is the justice in this? Pragmatically, where is the motivation to work?

What’s funny is how the extremists on both sides are exactly opposite and still wrong. Whereas market fundamentalists insist that the government is never the right entity to run a business, socialists believe that the government is always the right one, and is in fact the only one that’s right.

So if you call out one of these people on such things as the poor track record of the Sandinistas or the craziness that is nationalization, these self-avowed socialists can retreat behind the interpretation that’s about Sweden. But when they’re not under fire, they can loudly endorse socialism to contrast themselves from the capitalism espoused by Democratic liberals. It’s unclear if they’re blurring the line because they really believe in socialism or they’re using this as a rhetorical trick to differentiate themselves from real Democrats.

This remains unclear even in the case of the most prominent example of such performative political transgressionism. Bernie Sanders seems to use “socialism”, “democratic socialism” and “social democracy” interchangeably, encouraging the confusion that he and others of his kind have taken advantage of.

Here are some cherry-picked data points, all quoted from a single article. Good luck figuring out where he stands.

  • Bernie Sanders traveled to Nicaragua, where he attended an event that one wire report dubbed an “anti-U.S. rally.” […] Sanders was in a crowd estimated at a half million people, many of whom were clad in the Sandinistas’ trademark red-and-black colors and chanting “Here, there, everywhere/the Yankee will die.
  • Among other things, during the 1970s and ’80s, Sanders regularly called for public takeovers of various businesses, including utilities and the oil industry. Sanders advocated seizing money from corporations and from one of America’s richest families. And, as a mayor, Sanders made forays into foreign policy that included meetings with representatives of hostile nations, rebel groups and Canadian separatists.
  • In addition to inquiring about Sanders’ past support for nationalizing various industries, Yahoo News asked about Sanders’ presence at the Sandinista rally. This included a request for the campaign to confirm whether a report in the alternative weekly Seven Days that claimed the trip to Nicaragua was paid for by the Sandinista government was correct.
  • [His] record reflects just how far outside of the two-party system he started out. In fact, throughout his early career, Sanders expressed distaste for both Democratic and Republican politicians. His first campaigns were long shot bids as a member of the Liberty Union Party, a radical, anti-war group that he helped found.
  • Rather, he suggested the Liberty Union Party could serve as a force to mainstream socialist ideas ahead of an eventual national shift.
  • Other parts of Sanders’ Liberty Union platform went well beyond anything he is currently advocating. In 1973, UPI reported that Sanders urged Vermont’s congressional delegation to “give serious thought to the nationalization of the oil industry.”
  • The first [issue] was rate increases for electric and telephone service, which the paper said Sanders sought to confront with “public takeover of all privately owned electric utilities in the state.” Sanders’ plan for public ownership of utility companies involved the businesses being seized from their owners.
  • It was a view he would carry forward into his 1976 gubernatorial bid: That year Sanders said the Liberty Union platform called for a state takeover of utilities “without compensation to the banks and wealthy individuals who own them.”
  • However, his plan for the Rockefellers went much further, with Sanders implying he would push to have the family’s fortune used to fund government programs.
  • In 1979, he penned an opinion column for the Vermont Vanguard Press about another industry he felt was ripe for a public takeover — television. […]
    Sanders suggested a public takeover of the airwaves could remedy the problem.
  • Though he identified as a socialist, Sanders ran as an independent when he won his shocking upset.
  • “I don’t believe in charities,” Sanders said before explaining that he felt government should be responsible for social programs.
  • ‘I am a socialist,“ Sanders told the New York Times in 1987. “But what we’re doing here is not socialist. It’s just good government.”
  • Sanders found multiple ways to involve himself in the war between the Sandinistas and the Contras in Nicaragua. In addition to traveling to the country and attending Ortega’s rally, Sanders’s Progressive Coalition on the board of aldermen passed a 1985 resolution pledging Burlington would defy President Ronald Reagan’s embargo of Nicaragua. Sanders also established a sister city relationship with a Nicaraguan town, Puerto Cabezas.
  • Along with visiting Nicaragua, UPI reported, Sanders traveled to Cuba and the Soviet Union during his years as mayor.
  • “A handful of people in this country are making decisions, whipping up Cold War hysteria, making us hate the Russians. We’re spending billions on military. Why can’t we take some of that money to pay for thousands of U.S. children to go to the Soviet Union?” Sanders asked, adding, “And, why can’t the Soviets take money they’re spending on arms and use it to send thousands of Russian children to America? We’ve got to start breaking down the walls of nationalism. We’ve got to get people to know one another.”
  • In November of last year, as his campaign gained steam, Sanders gave a landmark speech defining his “democratic socialist ideals.” In the address, he explicitly said he does not “believe government should take over the grocery store down the street or own the means of production.”
  • “The basic socialist plank is … public control of the means of production,” Jaffe said. “He believed that because he said it and I quote him as saying that. … He’s totally changed that.”
  • Indeed, leftists have criticized Sanders for no longer supporting nationalization of industries and openly speculated about whether his current brand of “democratic socialism” is socialism at all.

I could go on, but I think I’m at the limits of fair use already. He has played both sides of the socialist deck over the years, and has never disavowed his more Communist past or made it clear whether he’s a democratic socialist anymore or just a social democrat.

Clearly, Sanders is the Schrödinger’s cat of socialism, but I’m uninterested in opening the box. As far as I’m concerned, the cat is already dead.