Sausage in a bun

For lunch, I boiled and fried sweet Italian chicken sausage, and then served it up in a toasted pretzel hot dog bun with some remoulade. Next time, I’ll fry up some onions, and maybe also add relish. And there’ll definitely be a next time, because it turned out delicious.

This is the sort of dish that doesn’t require much skill but depends heavily on the quality of the ingredients. I got my sausages from the meat counter at Whole Foods, and that made all the difference. There really isn’t much of a recipe, past the description, but it got me thinking about a classic bit: Kissing Hank’s Ass.

In case you haven’t heard of it, it’s a satire about Christianity and Pascal’s wager. It came to mind because it concludes with a funny bit in which condiments and buns are used as a metaphor for sex. I’d recommend reading it right now or just watching a video.

Yes, this is atheist activism, something we been seeing a lot of lately. It’s become all too fashionable among the “progressives” of the populist left to not only wear their atheism on a sleeve but to act as vulgar proselytizers more interested in telling people how stupid their beliefs are than changing minds or making things better. I find this counterproductive.

Rather than fighting for atheism, we would all benefit from a culture that is more secular. This means that people are free to hold private religious beliefs, but these are truly private and have no place in public life, particularly not in politics. If you have no better justification for a cause than the fact that your religion tells you to support it, then you have no justification worth listening to.

Likewise, we should treat religious beliefs like genitals: everyone has them, but nobody wants to see yours. If for some reason they do, they can ask, but you’re not free to just whip them out under the assumption that anyone else will find them to be as interesting as you do. Public declarations of religiosity from politicians are particularly disgusting. Worse than chopped hot dogs smothered in sauerkraut.

1947: A good year for relabeling

icons for economics systems

Words matter because they mean something, but these meanings change, both naturally and artificially, which can mislead. This rant is about a few political terms, both their history and their current meaning. It’s going to be dry, pedantic, and yet desperately incomplete. The focus is on liberalism, especially on distinguishing it from progressivism and populism.

In the 19th century, liberalism referred to what we would now call classical liberalism; we added the “classical” after the fact to differentiate it from what came later, much as acoustic guitars only came into being as a back-formation after electric guitars made the distinction necessary.

Classical liberalism was an extension of the views of people like John Locke and Adam Smith, with a heavy emphasis on unfettered markets and civil liberties. By that point, it had lapsed into what we would recognize as conservatism, but was still tempered by some left-leaning, socially-conscious elements baked into its core. For example, Smith himself wrote in favor of a living wage on pragmatic, as opposed to compassionate, grounds.

At the tail end of the 19th century and into the start of the 20th, we went through the Progressive Era. Progressivism, true to its name, was based on seeking immediate improvements for everyone who mattered through broad social changes led by government activism. It had its heart in the right place, mostly, but its head was often in the clouds. While many of the changes that were ushered in under the banner of progressivism represented actual progress, there were also blunders.

The core failure of progressivism was that, in its fervor, it violated the maxim of the Hippocratic Oath to “first, do no harm”. It focused on the potential for improvement without sufficient concern about the harm that could be caused. A good example of this was the Temperance Movement that led to Prohibition. It also suffered from lingering racism, which is perhaps best demonstrated by its enthusiastic support for eugenics.

Under the influence of progressivism and socialism, yet still distinct from either, liberalism continued to evolve towards a viewpoint that recognized the legitimate role of government in addressing socioeconomic issues while retaining a commitment to a regulated market economy as the means to that end. It leaned to the left by caring about the people instead of treating their misery as unavoidable, and in supporting positive rights, not just negative freedoms. This was both the culmination of the liberal tradition and a break from what it had become.

This new liberalism was called, variously, social liberalism and social justice liberalism. Today, we call it modern liberalism or—in America—just plain liberalism. Elsewhere in the world, liberalism has largely retained its previous meaning, leading to some confusion. Insert the obvious joke here about countries separated by a common language.

FDR, whose New Deal epitomized American liberalism as we know it today, made an intentional choice in embracing liberalism while avoiding other left-wing views, such as progressivism and Marxism. Modern liberalism was, from its start, a moderate stance that rejected revolutionism and extremism. This was and remains a defining characteristic.

Keep in mind that, at this time, the Russian Revolution was still fresh, the USSR had been our ally in WWII, and the USSR’s Marxism-Leninism was naively imagined to be true to Marxist Socialism; a workers’ paradise. It wasn’t until 1947 that the American left collectively saw through the Soviet totalitarian disaster and rejected communism.

Or at least most of it did. American socialism split into Russophobe and Russophile camps. The former rebranded as pro-labor (union) liberals, which are effectively non-Marxist socialists, while the latter doubled down, continuing to call themselves socialists or even communists.

The -phobes accepted that Marxism-Leninism was bad, even by Marxist criteria, and distanced themselves from the Rodina. They understood that totalitarianism in Marxist trappings was still totalitarianism.

The -philes didn’t care; they loved Russia—and hated America—more than the Marxist principles they so loudly claimed to support. They chose Marxism-Leninism over Marxism, which made them Soviet-style communists, not socialists in a broader sense. This is why American socialists continue to favor Russia, even after it dropped its USSR branding and any pretense of Marxism, and why they are tankies who ironically call themselves anti-imperialist.

Of course, it was also around this time that, spurred by the global spread of communism, the right latched onto red-baiting through the Second Red Scare. This persecution led to McCarthyism and tarnished the socialist brand for decades, largely unfairly. Up until then, Soviet communism was still seen as a legitimate thing, at least by the left, and there was little stigma associated with socialism or even communism.

For that matter, until WWII, fascism and even Naziism were entirely legitimate as political positions in America, even overtly under those names. Clearly, the Overton window was wide open. Hitler and Mussolini ruined that brand, but bad ideas never go away, they just find fresh labels.

In America, those who supported the goals of fascism and claimed to espouse (classical) liberalism recognized that they had a brand crisis. They knew that they couldn’t endorse fascism openly anymore and had lost the war over the meaning of liberalism. Some wanted to sell their ideas as classical liberalism, but the ones who mattered were not content to distinguish themselves from their enemies with a mere adjective.

They also needed to cook up a plausible ideological basis for conveniently arriving at the same desired outcomes as fascism—a strictly hierarchical society absent any remorse for those who are dealt a losing hand—without the same stated premises.

The trick was back-formation: putting together a system that wrapped itself in the flag of individualism and made property rights supreme, espousing market fundamentalism as the cure for a caring nation. Thus they weaponized the notions of freedom and liberty into political tools against the welfare state by attacking the fundamental legitimacy of the government and pandering to selfishness by demonizing taxation.

So, in 1947 (clearly a busy year for political change) at a resort near Mont Pèlerin, right-wing economists crafted this new ideology by taking classical liberalism and methodically stripping it of all the sane elements that had allowed it to evolve into modern liberalism. This purer, more vicious form of laissez-faire capitalism still needed a name, so they did what any lover of property rights would do: they stole it from the befuddled left-anarchists of Europe, who were called libertarians.

Libertarianism joined with traditional conservatism and anti-communism to form the Republican Party’s Movement Conservatism, whose stated goal was to oppose the liberalism of the New Deal. In the 1970’s, after the Southern Strategy took advantage of the Civil Rights Movement to send the formerly-Democratic bigots of the South into the waiting arms of the Republicans, they covered their support for continuing racist segregation by embracing anti-abortion as a dog-whistle wedge issue and generally wrapping themselves in the Bible, rebranding as the Religious Right.

The Religious Right joined the Movement and got behind Nixon, who nearly spoiled the Republican brand by being such an obvious crook. Reagan rescued the brand by making conservatism seem more compassionate. At the same time, he viciously attacked liberalism, turning the term into a slur. In reaction, many liberals—tired of the abuse—abandoned the now-tainted term and retreated behind the label of progressivism.

This new-again term has since been hijacked by a group that attacks liberalism from the other flank; the populist left extremists who had long rejected the liberals for being center-left and therefore too moderate. The socialist populists embraced progressivism as a term, since almost nobody ever wants to admit to populism, and also dusted off socialism, which had gained some cachet since its decline, precisely because it had grown to have an air of the forbidden. There are both parallels and inconsistencies with the historical usages.

Like the progressives of old, these populists who now call themselves progressives are political extremists espousing bold, foolhardy changes. Like the socialists of old, these populists who now call themselves socialists are Marxists who maintain a laser-beam focus on economic equality and class warfare while overlooking social equality and the fight against bigotry, which they deride as mere identity politics. Like the nationalist populists on the right, these populists (who generally deny being populists or nationalists) are isolationists who put America first while rejecting our leadership role in the world and would redefine the nation in terms of the subset that they believe truly represents it; mostly, straight white men.

What makes them populists is the emphasis on purity and extremism in the name of the common folk and the concomitant opposition to objective truth, competence, and expertise. The boring, centrist experts who keep the country afloat with carefully-crafted policies that are arrived at through compromise are derided as “the establishment” and considered inherently corrupt. Only left-populist edgelords qualify as worthy of their support.

As a result of their anti-intellectual core, they are ignorant about these words and their past, so they don’t seem to understand that progressivism is forever tainted by its history of overkill, or that socialism could mean either social democracy (like Sweden) or democratic socialism (like Cuba). They don’t recognize how their alt-left populism mirrors that of the alt-right. In fact, they see nothing odd about attacking the DNC in the primaries in exactly the same way that the Tea Party attacked—and conquered—the RNC. This is their stated goal: to take over the party by throwing out the liberals.

Today, the people who call themselves progressives most loudly are these socialist populists, but plenty of liberals continue to hide behind the term out of habit and cowardice, inadvertently providing cover. The populism of the left, as exemplified by Bernie Sanders, has joined with the equal and opposite populism of the right, as exemplified by Donald Trump, to subvert democracy in America and establish a radical backsliding into the very things that classical progressivism opposed.

And that’s how we got here.

Cake: having and eating

“A deepity is a proposition that seems to be profound because it is actually logically ill-formed. It has (at least) two readings and balances precariously between them. On one reading it is true but trivial. And on another reading it is false, but would be earth-shattering if true.”

Dennett’s standard example of a deepity, shown in the linked video, is the phrase “love is just a word”, which is a typical use-mention error, but there are other ways to use such ambiguity to both have your cake and eat it.

Take socialism, if you must. Socialism could mean social democracy, which is a system of regulated capitalism, or it could mean democratic socialism, which is a form of socialism that includes voting. One fits in comfortably in the left wing of the DNC, and is not particularly controversial. The other is Communism lite, and has been an unmitigated disaster in the banana republics that have tried it.

Wikipedia (currently) defines social democracy as “a political, social, and economic ideology that supports economic and social interventions to promote social justice within the framework of a liberal democratic polity and capitalist economy”. In contrast, it defines democratic socialism as “a political philosophy that advocates political democracy alongside social [meaning governmental] ownership of the means of production […]”.

What’s particularly ironic is that each of these articles helpfully links to the other, right on top, with a warning. For social democracy, it states, “Not to be confused with democratic socialism”, and for democratic socialism, “Not to be confused with social democracy”. And yet they’re confused all the time, in a way that the self-avowed socialists take full advantage of.

When a left-populist edgelord declares that they’re not a “liberal” but a trendily subversive “socialist”, this is a deepity.

If they just mean that they’re social democrats, that’s likely true but not particularly interesting. Social democracy works well in places like Sweden, and it’s entirely compatible with American liberalism.

If they mean that they’re democratic socialists, this is a view that’s very extreme, as it requires “replacing private ownership with social ownership of the means of production”.

This “replacing” is done by nationalization, in which the government forcibly seizes the assets of a business and runs it directly. Extreme versions of socialism, like Soviet Communism, would target all businesses. The more common, less radical forms instead focus on banking, energy, and media companies.

Even putting aside the nightmare that state-run media would be for free speech, the economic hardship would be catastrophic. These companies aren’t just owned by the rich; pension funds and 401(k) plans love to invest in these boring, stable businesses, so those hoping to ever retire would be hit hard.

And businesses which avoided being nationalized in the first pass are still at risk of becoming so successful that they attract the attention of the socialist government and become next in line. If NBC and Citibank can be taken over, why not Google and Amazon? Why run a business or invest in one if the price of doing well is losing it all? Ethically, where is the justice in this? Pragmatically, where is the motivation to work?

What’s funny is how the extremists on both sides are exactly opposite and still wrong. Whereas market fundamentalists insist that the government is never the right entity to run a business, socialists believe that the government is always the right one, and is in fact the only one that’s right.

So if you call out one of these people on such things as the poor track record of the Sandinistas or the craziness that is nationalization, these self-avowed socialists can retreat behind the interpretation that’s about Sweden. But when they’re not under fire, they can loudly endorse socialism to contrast themselves from the capitalism espoused by Democratic liberals. It’s unclear if they’re blurring the line because they really believe in socialism or they’re using this as a rhetorical trick to differentiate themselves from real Democrats.

This remains unclear even in the case of the most prominent example of such performative political transgressionism. Bernie Sanders seems to use “socialism”, “democratic socialism” and “social democracy” interchangeably, encouraging the confusion that he and others of his kind have taken advantage of.

Here are some cherry-picked data points, all quoted from a single article. Good luck figuring out where he stands.

  • Bernie Sanders traveled to Nicaragua, where he attended an event that one wire report dubbed an “anti-U.S. rally.” […] Sanders was in a crowd estimated at a half million people, many of whom were clad in the Sandinistas’ trademark red-and-black colors and chanting “Here, there, everywhere/the Yankee will die.
  • Among other things, during the 1970s and ’80s, Sanders regularly called for public takeovers of various businesses, including utilities and the oil industry. Sanders advocated seizing money from corporations and from one of America’s richest families. And, as a mayor, Sanders made forays into foreign policy that included meetings with representatives of hostile nations, rebel groups and Canadian separatists.
  • In addition to inquiring about Sanders’ past support for nationalizing various industries, Yahoo News asked about Sanders’ presence at the Sandinista rally. This included a request for the campaign to confirm whether a report in the alternative weekly Seven Days that claimed the trip to Nicaragua was paid for by the Sandinista government was correct.
  • [His] record reflects just how far outside of the two-party system he started out. In fact, throughout his early career, Sanders expressed distaste for both Democratic and Republican politicians. His first campaigns were long shot bids as a member of the Liberty Union Party, a radical, anti-war group that he helped found.
  • Rather, he suggested the Liberty Union Party could serve as a force to mainstream socialist ideas ahead of an eventual national shift.
  • Other parts of Sanders’ Liberty Union platform went well beyond anything he is currently advocating. In 1973, UPI reported that Sanders urged Vermont’s congressional delegation to “give serious thought to the nationalization of the oil industry.”
  • The first [issue] was rate increases for electric and telephone service, which the paper said Sanders sought to confront with “public takeover of all privately owned electric utilities in the state.” Sanders’ plan for public ownership of utility companies involved the businesses being seized from their owners.
  • It was a view he would carry forward into his 1976 gubernatorial bid: That year Sanders said the Liberty Union platform called for a state takeover of utilities “without compensation to the banks and wealthy individuals who own them.”
  • However, his plan for the Rockefellers went much further, with Sanders implying he would push to have the family’s fortune used to fund government programs.
  • In 1979, he penned an opinion column for the Vermont Vanguard Press about another industry he felt was ripe for a public takeover — television. […]
    Sanders suggested a public takeover of the airwaves could remedy the problem.
  • Though he identified as a socialist, Sanders ran as an independent when he won his shocking upset.
  • “I don’t believe in charities,” Sanders said before explaining that he felt government should be responsible for social programs.
  • ‘I am a socialist,“ Sanders told the New York Times in 1987. “But what we’re doing here is not socialist. It’s just good government.”
  • Sanders found multiple ways to involve himself in the war between the Sandinistas and the Contras in Nicaragua. In addition to traveling to the country and attending Ortega’s rally, Sanders’s Progressive Coalition on the board of aldermen passed a 1985 resolution pledging Burlington would defy President Ronald Reagan’s embargo of Nicaragua. Sanders also established a sister city relationship with a Nicaraguan town, Puerto Cabezas.
  • Along with visiting Nicaragua, UPI reported, Sanders traveled to Cuba and the Soviet Union during his years as mayor.
  • “A handful of people in this country are making decisions, whipping up Cold War hysteria, making us hate the Russians. We’re spending billions on military. Why can’t we take some of that money to pay for thousands of U.S. children to go to the Soviet Union?” Sanders asked, adding, “And, why can’t the Soviets take money they’re spending on arms and use it to send thousands of Russian children to America? We’ve got to start breaking down the walls of nationalism. We’ve got to get people to know one another.”
  • In November of last year, as his campaign gained steam, Sanders gave a landmark speech defining his “democratic socialist ideals.” In the address, he explicitly said he does not “believe government should take over the grocery store down the street or own the means of production.”
  • “The basic socialist plank is … public control of the means of production,” Jaffe said. “He believed that because he said it and I quote him as saying that. … He’s totally changed that.”
  • Indeed, leftists have criticized Sanders for no longer supporting nationalization of industries and openly speculated about whether his current brand of “democratic socialism” is socialism at all.

I could go on, but I think I’m at the limits of fair use already. He has played both sides of the socialist deck over the years, and has never disavowed his more Communist past or made it clear whether he’s a democratic socialist anymore or just a social democrat.

Clearly, Sanders is the Schrödinger’s cat of socialism, but I’m uninterested in opening the box. As far as I’m concerned, the cat is already dead.

Calorie count

One of the claims that’s been repeated endlessly is that we can never know just how effective the Russian intervention in the 2016 elections was, so we shouldn’t concern ourselves about it. This is the conventional wisdom, but it’s false.

For one thing, there’s an entire industry devoted to influencing people and then measuring the results to see if they were cost-effective; it’s called advertising. So while we can’t know with certainty, we can know within error bars.

This article says as much. It reports on a proposal from some academics who want to do the work prove whether Putin’s posse made the difference. We need to do this.

To be clear, this isn’t about determining whether Trump’s presidency is legitimate. It’s not, regardless, because he cheated. When you get caught cheating on a test, you receive a zero. It’s the minimum fair punishment for trying to fake your way to a grade.

You get a zero even if your cheating, had it gone undetected, would not have made the difference between passing and failing, or even any difference at all. So whether the illegal help that Trump’s treason bought from Putin was enough to put him over the top, he’s still just a traitor and not the real president.

Still, we must know so that we can protect ourselves from further attacks, and also to hammer in the nail on his illegitimacy.